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BREAKING: Greg “Weird Things” Fish Gets Assimilated

1 Jul 2009, 04:03 UTC
BREAKING: Greg “Weird Things” Fish Gets Assimilated
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There he was, happily blogging on his kick-ass World of Weird Things website when *BLAM* something happened. Looking out the window to see if there has been a car crash, Greg saw nothing. But as he sat back down, he realized it wasn’t a noise that he heard… it was more of a feeling.
Was this what Creationists would consider to be a “sign”? Was this a ghostly apparition? Could it be that Greg had just witnessed the Second Coming? Oh no, had he slipped down a wormhole, appeared in 2012, and he was experiencing, first hand, how the planet will be blended into a particularly creamy doomsday smoothy? (”Those Mayans! Why did I annoy them so?” he cried.)
But no, this is far worse, he could feel it in his divining rods, there was a force upsetting his chi, an oscillation in his aura, a one-part-per-billionths too much salt in his homoeopathic remedy… this was big, and it was coming straight for him… he was about to be assimilated by Big Blog…

As you might have figured out, something big is happening to my friend and co-author Greg Fish. He’s been noticed by the awesome blogging network True/Slant ...

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